ok so guys, just pretend i wrote this post 4days ago (the actual date now is 10 nov already)..
erm.. yeah lets see.. what did i want to post four days ago, but i didn't have the chance to do sooo...
disclaimer: ok before u continue reading, pls brace ur self for the most boring ever post of ur life. its abt science, its only on one topic and... its really long .. (i sound so like a science teacher)
ah right, i was reading xing yao's blog the other day and i saw this post
not so helpless
heyy jin chuen and brandon, ur not the only ppl with the "rain in the bus" problem
=P well xing yao, too bad! =P jkjk
haha well well, i just wanna tell you (xing) that miss.jin chuen and mr. brandon didn't get that wet because the problem was solved.
ok for those who are reading this blog and have no idea what i'm talking abt. i'll try to explain what happened.
if u had clicked on the link to xing yao's post, he wrote in it that "the bus is a freaking noob bus which drips water." yeah. ok get ready to let ur brain remember what u learn in science) see it was raining outside, so the air inside the bus was really cold. when we were going down camerons our altitude droped and with that the temperature rose (higher altitude lower temperature, geografi) so when we went down, the air outside became hotter. having a temperature difference, the water vapor in the air began to condense on air conditioning unit. and thus, it started to rain inside the bus
=P
okok well if u didn't get what i just wrote, just crap it. now back to the raining problem.
see in the beginning of the trip back, we boarded the bus and sat in our seats. the "chinese speaking group" came in last. all the seats were taken and there was only one seat left. it was beside asyrul. so yeah jin chuen had to seat there. when the bus journey down started, i changed place with her. she sat in my place beside brandon, and i sat in front with asyrul.
after that, the bus driver told us not to close the air cond even if it was freezing cold, or else it would start to rain in the bus.
and yeah, as u have just read it sadly did.
every time the bus turned right, water would flow out and splash my ex-seat which was where jin chuen was seating now, brandon being a gentleman, changed place with her, (imeagin abit yea) so now she was seating on the inner left side of the bus beside the window. and brandon.. (no he was not seating on the wet seat) he was smart and sat behind on the dude's lap.
so yeah. we craked up a joke that i purposely change the place and all. after laughing over it. (thank God) i got an idea.
i took out the scout rope from my bag and tired to make some sort of water "pipe" or passage that would lead the water down slowly and not splash out all of a sudden. using the water tension theory. after fiddling and finding the correct position of placing the rope. erm.. well.. it didn't work at once.
ever time the bus made a right turn, water would flow half way down the pipe/rope and the the velocity would break the water tension and the water would still splash out.
toot.
i taught i had it right. but brandon kept on mocking me and my actions. but i knew i was right. well.. sorta.. no... even tough he said that it wasn't working, i wasn't going to give up now! he can't break my determination to help the pretie damsel in distress =P(haha apologies to brandy, i'm trying to make u look like the bad guy now =P) jkjk.. heh heh.. mhmm meaby i should just select/highlight and backspace this whole paragraph so i don't hurt his feelings. ok well.. i shall do that after i finish typing this post. (if i remember)
but yeah... it worked i knew it was working. it didn't work at once because the string was not wet. the dry strands of the string prevented water from flowing along the string at first. but later on, slowly the whole string was wet. and now water could safely (haha) drip down (or soak down) to the ground without splashing out.
tadaa! (hmm should i stop here or continue)
well i shall continue because i have nothing else better to do.
i could see it was working because water droplets were dripping down the end of the rope. but brandon being such a noob. (yeah trying to make him look bad) hahaha jkjk lawls oh man he's so gonna kill me. i was just jokkin ok? mmhm i should take my own advice and look at it from another perspective. ok so meaby he didn't want to bother the dude he was sitting with and wanted to go back to his place, because.... he felt something poking his piku.... errrrrrr... ahaha .. oops... sorry i should seriously backspace this paragraph.. but heyy.. yeah... "thou shalt not have a perverted mouth" sigh... (trying to refrain myself from saying anything to do with naughty-naughty things) i think i'm succeeding... or meaby not.. well i just said something just now in this paragraph that contradicted it.. oh well. one time cant hurt? right? ... or can it... heh heh heh.. (i know, i know)
mmhmm okok cut the crap where was i?.. ah yeah brandon, he well.. err... ok lets just say. .. oh wait.. no .. not "lets just say" but this IS why he change back. ...erm... (wait let me recall what was the corny reason i crapped out for him just now)... *after 5 minutes* ahh yeah.. sorry i forgot what i wanted to type.. because i went to do something.. err.. ( u didn't need to know that) yeah.. brandon wanted to change back to (now he was gonna change back to my ex-seat. get it?) his seat. so he was going to take the rope out.. (it was dangling over the seat, so he could sit down there) .. i .. giving in to the devils temptation (i'm sorry) wanted to make him look bad. but my good side (cehhh wah) kinda muffled it. i knew he was going to take the rope out no matter what i said. so .. i trying to put my words in the kindest way possible, told him to "be careful of what he was doing".
well.. he did it...
for a few turns, water didn't drip down (man was he right???), but then ..(a few more turns later) it started again..
heh heh i knew this would happen... now he would have to come crawling on his knees begging for the rope (=P jkjk sorry) .. but yala.. i gave him the rope.. and he fixed it back up=D smart boi. the rope was up and running again (sounds like a mechanisme)
this paragraph is specially to brandon: you know why it started again only after a few more turns? it was because when the rope was there, the water that condensed flowed down straight away. when u took out the rope, water continued to condense, but it didn't flow/spalsh out because there was not enough water .. yet. as more and more water collected inside the air cond unit, a right turn would send the accumulated water flying out.
so the rope actually prevented this by not allowing enough water to collect inside the unit
tadaa
oh yeah btw credits for this amazing idea goes to: 1) God... for giving me a brain (yeah , i've gotta start taking God more often and try to be holier), 2) a book (of of the millions of books in my house than my dad/brother/sister/mother bought in some werehouse sale) that i read abt "how to make your own stalactite" .. (i learnt that a thread could "suck" water) 3) brandon, he gave me an idea abt tying the end of the rope to the leg rest. 4) and finally all the prettie girls in the bus, your presence made my brain wanna crap out something smart to make me look good =P oh noo
the conclusion.. read more books (which i'm not gonna do), a rope has many uses, next time when ur friend is gonna do something that will bring a bad scenario (either to himself or anybody else)... stop him before he does it, don't let him/her do it so that u can say.. "ahahahah padan muka!"
uleung-trying to be holier =P and not get banned from playing brandon's xbox (i love u dude!)
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