deepavali

1st of all... happy deepavali to all indians! thank u! because of u ***** guys (sorry i wanted to make some jokes.. well.. i did la, just that my bro and moter read my blog.. and.. erm... told me to change it.. so sorry!) .. ermm where was i.. oh yeah.. because of u guys we have holidays! =D

ok so some updates.. there was the loud concert in dumc... erm.. haha sad joyce, the speaker on that day was.... woah.. young.. melvin,26 oni! erm...besides itz a good thing for those who didn't go.. the volume of the music was like.... highest!! loud betul... next time remind me to bring ear plugs =P

hmm what else.. oh yeah during the deepavali holidays went overto brandons house to play games for two days stright .. went there after lunch.... we were supposed to have a movie marathon with a group of freinds.. but nope.. some ppl ffk us =P jkjk thier parents dun let... meaby itz because our faces are to scary, the oldies don't want thier cute children to be near us... haha .. but yeah.. since where were less of us, we took the orpotunity to........... play XBOX!! woot.. bran's xbox 360 iz kool ... haha good thing he had 3 controlers enuf for us.. so yeah jeff ng, brand, and me... played ghost recon, needforspeed, gears of wall... (step on mee) .. and halo3 .. (i got pwned in this game)

we tried watching a movie... anger mangement.. but woah it was too boring.. so we went back to playing games

at night we were in his room.. we played uno attack of somethingl ike that.. the one where u have to press press wan.. and then uno madness.. poor jeff he almostwent reallt crazy... he was so close to wining.. to be excate 0.1 second away from wining.. then after that played monopoly =P.. yeah i owned in this game.. we started to make up stupid house rules.. but with the really dumb house rules we guys mange to play the whole night away =D .. some dude... err.. should i say his name? aiah.. be more popluar... brandon..went crazy saying "lEaVE BritNy AloNe!!" haha after the point where we WANTED to be in jail.. and were pokied we stopped.. and slept..

zZzzz

8am...
brandon :"RISE AND SHINE!"
i:"uhhh"
(brandon goes out to brush teeth)
jeff:man its so early.....
i:hey why not we lock brandon out
jeff:too lazy to walk la..
i:yala...
jeff and i:zzZzzz

mhmm.. came home.. watched full metal alchamist..

today.. i just finish watching the movie

owh man.. so.. twisted.. i could nvr have imegined the plot. unlike egal eye.. so predictable =P

FMA rocks! everybody should watch it! =P haha.. well.. its 51 episodes and it doesn't have dumb fillers... one thing why i wanted to watch it in the 1st place was because of that, it had an ending.. unlike naruto ... and its not just pointless fighting.. it really as an awesome plotline! itz insane to think that the ppl who made it could think so twistedly..

u should watch it

well.. today.. i was doing some dumb stunt on my bike.. and crashed =P

a note from the editor:eh dillion u too free during work eh? .. =P heres more crabs for u.. dun eat too much salt.. after u get high blood =P

post-pmr

ok right so its after pmr, nth much to do, well in skool we had alot of talks and all.. but guess what, 3C boys didn't really stay inside thehall much of the time

we were out in the KH room having funN! =P . yeah see mr.allen needed us to help him shift some stuff from the bengkel kh to 3A class room.. so yeah with 3c having the most muscle power guys (like du-uhh) =P

but yeah, aside from getting all sweaty in out shirts and skipping our time with loved-ones .. oops! i meant spending time with friends ... yeahh friends.... umm huh we were in the kh room whole day

but guess what? after we carried quite a number of boxes, mr.allen let us fix robots =D yeah.. there were some junk in the kh room that have never been used and will never be used.. so yeah, he let us fix robots =D .. it was like tamiya car .. hmmm so i teamed up with shueng jien pick a robot.. and we were the 1st group to finish =D yeahh LEE power! .. hmm yeah but even after we finished we still had to fix robots.. other ppls robots.. =P yess indeed pur expertise were needed by many =P .. i love robots

but making the robots were no easy stuff.. 1st of all the manual was in can-you-belive-it BM!!

one other thing that made making the robot a pain in the ass was that we only had flat head screwdivers when all the screws were mini philips head (the "+" type of screw) . so yeah.. we had a real pain in the ass screwing..... errrr woops.. that didn't come out right....

"thou shall not have a perverted mouth, uleung" .. sigh

but yeah.... other than troble with returning the spbt books and all... post-pmr was.. okla

we played games like carom (what??? no power so .... not smooth) and reversi.. oh yeah i pwn in this game..there was chess.. but i nvr played it.. and taboo too

oh well.. most of the time at home i'll either be at the computer of outside cycling mah bike

and yeah!!! one day i was cycling, i left my bike ouside the 7-11.. was only gonna be for awhile... went in the shop.. bought my stuff.. and when i came out......... oh my goodness!!! WHERE'S MY BIKE!!!!!





oh its still there . phewh...

haha nope my bike is stil with me.. not stolen.. yet

well i hope it doesn't get stole because

i just changed the fork and rear derialeur !! well u see.. one day i was out cycling and doing some dumb tricks ... the floor was wet and all... some how or another i slipped and hit the driving gear at a curb.. BANG! ... sigh.. not my 3rd gear is bengkok =( .. on the same day.. i was continued doing stunts ... then suddenly i could cycle... muttha... my deurialuer broke (the funny metal thnigy at the back of the bicycle that changes the gears) .. tooooooot ... i cant cycle anymore =(

but yeah.. went to sg. way today

PMR is... OVEWR

wohoo PMR is over...

(moment of silence)

"my life is directionless now"

xP haha lawls thats what i've been telling evryone lately. ever since pmr ended, it seems like the direction in my life ended with it.

don't worry guys, i'm not thinking of suiced....

oh btw.. before i forget, rember the 3 combo stolen phones? yeah the next day on monday (the next day), i talked to a friend who i saw at the pasar malam that night. it was angelica, and guess what? she told be her phone got pick poketed too!!!! .. but she wasn't all that sad abt it, because she said it was an old phone anyway

woah.. ppl with phones, take care!

oh yeah.. thanks to all the dudes for wishing me "all the best" and "good *uck" in pmr.. i appreciate it..

i also want to thank God for being with me...

(heh heh sound like i recive an oscar)
i want to thank my mom...... err.. ok cut the crap next...

(wait what.. did i just say cut the crap? to my appreciation to my mom???)

sorry sorry... ohk ohk.. to those who hate me because i did that

i would also like to thank my mom for praying for me in the morning, microwaving brands essence of chiken for me (oh no. my secret) .. err.. mhmm what else? for .. err.... changing my diapers.. OOPS (thats an even bigger secret out) .... *blushes* embarrasing-nya xD

but yeah anywas where was it. ahhhh after pmr. and with my directionless life

(lawls to all those pastors and elders of there church, or any spiritual dude reading this, i'm just jokking, yeah yeah i know the direction of my life. to follow the stright path. rightouness and all..... xP)

but yeah.. i'm not that of a sad case la, i know some of u guys diliberately burnt your books, some lit fireworks that exploded into a ncie array with write in the sky "I AM FREE!"

for me...

i plann to... go sky diving, bungee jumping and montain climbin (not sissy rock climbing) .. wanna join me?=P

well some might ask.. "how the **** (sorry, i meant heck) are u gonna get the cash to do that???"

oh well its kinda easy, just rob a bank =D ... well.. the plus point is it'll make life more a triller.. =D hahahah noooo i'm no THAT crazy................ yet

oO this reminds me, (hmm i forgot, have i told this story before?)just the other day the youth went to giant in KJ to makan lunch. mark and i saw this dude opening the ATM machine!.. kool.. then we were like

me: "eh eh go rob him la" ...

mark "after u get shot la, got bodyguard there"

(looks and see a big dude standing with a shotgun in his hand)

mark: "ha haa.. say so loud summore"

(we quietly walk pass... the bodyguard staring at us)..

later when we had leared abit of distance and was out of hearing range... we jokked abt it

we were sayingthat if i robbed the guy, i wont be kiled, just go jail oni, kes juvana ma xD

haha yess its good to b e underage.... a wise friend of my friend who told my friend who told me once said: "if u want to do crime, do it while your under 18, cause it'll be coundted as kes juvana"

xD hahah jkjk don't take that advice... (for ppl wondering what is kes juvana... its something like.. err how to explain.... if your under 18 and do something ... bad... your punishment will be less... harsh compared to those above 18, they'll recive a harder punishment)

hmm now where was i.. ah yes.. robbing a bank err... ok so its not a good idea.. "besides i might get shot!".. err.. just jkk... i'll just probebly get caught and waste my 3 month "holiday" behind bars... besides its against my belive (belive=religion... don't really like to use the word religion) ... cehh all of a sudden i'm some holly dude. xD

hmmm so what if i don't have the money to go bungee jumping? .. err... i'll improvise....

hey KH tells us to be "ushahawans" .. we must be innovative and fix plobems with liquids .. err.. oops i meant solutions ... yeah so...

budge: RM30 .. .. to buy what? 30 bags of rubber bands

just .. well... buy a whole bag of rubber bands and link them together like how you make the jump-rope out of rubberbands =P .. well.. just longer... and then.. climb up all the way to the twin towers bridge.. open the window in the middle... tie one end of the elastic cord to something.. like meaby a table or chair leg.. and then..... jump out the window!













err.. (nono i was just joking SERIOSLY don't try it!!) ... "du-uh la.. i know none of u are so stupid right? common.. a chair leg??? u gotta be kidding me".... meaby if u tie it to the window metal-frame (which is more solid) then meaby la u can try jumping la





.. heh heh.. and yeah.. u wanna know how u can do budget sky diving too? =D

err.. thats is if u mange to survive the bungee jumping la .. u can try the sky diving

till next time.. i gtg now

uleung 1)-'s life is directionless
2)-trying budget rock climbing now

my toess

ok so i killed my baby left toe, on sunday morning........ heh heh

i woke up, still dazy... walked o the bathroom.. stepped on something, i was like "uhh.... right......"

went to sit down on a stool, looked at my toe, ... "uhhh whats this??? zzZzzz ..... looks like a stapler"...

(tries to pull it out.....)

"WAHGHHRHGHH HKAKKAAKKAKA"

... (leaves it alone) ...

i go brush my teeth 1st

finish.. sat down and called mom

"MOM! i think i stepped on a stapler!"

(mom comes in...."where?" .. takes a tweezer..)

ok this is gonna hurt.. i better start screming..

"YAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

.... uhh.. what its out already?? kool .. =D

mom:"now we better put some yellow losyen before it gets infected.."

oO faster put faster put...

yeha so that was the senario of sunday morning.... err.. went to church like normal, (oh no! sounds like a rutine) came back,... open the tent to sun.. again, slept .. .woke up,... crap.. raining, the tent wet .. again, have to sun again next time.. =(

err.. went to play bball....

guess what???

nick, quake, and ian LOST THIER PHIONES! .. stolen!! by a .. toooooot.. so yeah.. we tried everything to get it back.. but nope.. =P.. good thing brandon's phone he left in the car, so it was safe. we even went to the pasar malam to look u know...

but yeah.. sad .. once a phone is gone, its gone..

1st it was waiyan who lost her's in skool, then i was jack.. who also lost his in skool, now combo3 nick, ian, quake... woah...

phewh good thing i dun own a phone..

my condolences.. to all who have been a victim to mobile teft

mah bike!

i'll make this a quikie

u know ever since i got ken's bike, i've been, really riding hard, going up and jumping down stairs, doing bunny hops like crazy, well.... i gotta admit i'm a bit... i think.. a lil to rough on it.

did u know the handle bars broke into half?

kool eh? good thing my uncle brought me to sb. way to buy a new one for 35 bucks. thanks!

and yeah, the rim (both front and back) are a lil, bit dented already (cause of cycling up stairs) but yeah.. learning from crash and burn. i can cycle up stairs in a jiffy now =) without hittingit hard on the rims

the worst part of the bike was the frame, well.. its kinda.. dented... don't ask me how.. i was just mindin my own buisness jumping around.. well.. meaby jumping too much, guess the tatian china brad couldn't hold it.

yeah its kinda dented here and there, the parts don't really fit, some plastics are craked here and there. so yeah.

but guess what?????

my uncle gave me a bike!! yeah!! serioulsy!!! no joke!!!!

ok here's whats so crazy to be abt the bike.. 1st of all

(for the bikers who anderstnad abt this stuff) its got a scott fram, deore hubs, sun rims (woah even the rims are branded) shimano STX brakes, cranks and derialers. uber kool

this bike is worth a million! (its a methaphor.......) .. and drives liek a stolen million dolloar yak! xD

yeah its really fun to cycle.. with such gear, i could easily cycle to ara damansara the other night =D

ohhh and before i forget 1st-2nd.. camping! in ulu langat! (d'apace camp) woah.. love the cold river.. there was one time i almost lost the multipurpose tool (something like a swiss army knife) my brothers gave me for my bday present, see i had to climb ontop of joshua to tie a piece of rope to the tree the support the fly sheet.. (so i had to climb up and stnad on his shoulders) yeah.. then as i was climbing up... it slipped out of my pocket. ...woah.... i wanted to kil myself, we searched and searced the whole day.. ok meaby not so long.. around .. 2 hours? the whole floor was cleared! there was not a speck of leave on the floor! woah man! i tell you!!..but still couldn't find it... =( sighhh.. felt like commiting suicide then.. =P just jkk.. yeah.. but later in the end mark foud it.. yea =) he made my day..yeah... then.. we climbed up the river to the waterfall and all... nice koool river!!!.. me and tian ming climbed.. EVEN higher than the waterfall.. oO the river still goes on.. =D.. but yeah.. we came down.... i would love to elaboratemore but. yeah its getting kinda late, gonna go zZZz.. tell ya'll bout the camp l8r.. man its it just me, or am i beginning to sound bimbo...

but yeah .. camps.. i lvoe camps... =D

the day after camp, went to play footsal, i pwned my toe....

senario: playing football... toe, meet mark's pepsi shoes.

prak.. MUTHA!!!! (wooops sorry) nola jkk i was oni think that in my mind.. hey i dun really swear much nowadays ya know =D

yeah but thats not it.... later at home, i triped on the bed.. same toe.. (my lil toe on my left foot)... fragi..oops .. can say the word .. yeah i felt like crying.. wanted to say super combo swears, but couldn't, mom was just ouside the room .. heh heh

come see me, i'll show u my big blueblack lil toe =D