randemness 25jan 08'

the scenery would have been wort it.. if the weather was not so hot

ok hmm..

did i tell u last time an indian man (not trying to be a racist here) came into my house and stole a aluminium ladder? ..if u havent.. i was watching cartoons one day.... then i heard someone open the gate.. so i went out to look. and then i said.. "woi! kenapa ini?" .. then he panic and quickly grabbed the ladder... gahh.. i tried to open the grill dorr.. but i could find the key.. it fell onto the floor.. after i mange to open the door i ran out.. i could case him.. cauze i was scared to leave the door rite open.. (no one was awake at that time).. but i mange to get the guys motorbike number plate .. i wrote it down.. but my parents didn't call the police to report.. so heck it...

i think metal thief(s) stole my bro's iron weights too.. (yes surprisingly there is alot of junk outside of my house)

ok well.. heck that.. on wednesday... (thank u Indians for ur wonderful holiday) my dad, uncle and cousin (kerwiin) went fishing in rawang.. gee i must say i have lost alot of interest in that sport.. i only caught one haruan (which... was very 'kai' wan) .. haha.. erm.. and guess what.. it was so freaking hot... ah yes for the first time in a very long time i actually used my dad's "half tent" so cool... and as expected .. kerwiin and i played with fire

-a very big cat fish my dad caught-

ahh the best part was.. when one of the fishing rods got pulled into the pond.. i can tell u.. that was a big heavy rod.. and i have no idea how the fish did that.. so my dad.. faster ask someone jump into the pond.. no one wanted to.. so i took of my shirt and jumped in.. ew.. swam after the rod.. and brought it back to shallow water.. where i stood trying to reel the monster in.. but i failed to.. it got free.. so i swam back to shore and lay the rod to rest on the dry grass...

i was soaked.. .. oO and i swam with my trusty RM2 knife in my pocket... and i didn't lose it!.. phewh good thing i wasn't keeping my wallet or keys...

hmm.. and i came back up with all my fingers and toes.. =D

... gee.. then we went toamn baby school lure poping .. we(dad,ker,i) jumped into a boat and paddled out with my dad's detachable ors .. then we followed a swarm of fishes around.. and.. erm.. sorry i bet u have no idea what i'm talking about do u? .. well.. quite hard to explain.. only kerwiin knows how fun it was...


anyways.. when we got back to shore.. we found out that my uncle's rod too had been pulled into the pond.. and he too had to go for a swim.. (which was oh so cooling on such a hot day)..

a few lines broke too...

but in the end.. he(my uncle) managed to land the giant size fish... which turned out to be a .... paku (not not nail) .. it is a type of fish... which..has no value what so ever.. cauze it doesn't have any taste when u cook it..

-the sure big paku fish, if u have noidea.. this things has teeth like razor blades... i cut through a hook!-

..sigh...

hmm.. lets see.. random events.. there was cat shit in the classroom.. no one wanted to clean it.. so i had to take a plastic bag and scoop it up... wash it with water.. (then i found out the plastic bag was leaking) i freaked out.. (haha yeha rite la i freak out) .. hmm... and then i went to wash my hand and mop the floor

hmm.. oh yeah... and i was running to pass up the buku pontend.. miss ann was infront.. so i smile from a distance away.. then the dorr of the staff room open .. *bang* ouch.. "sorry pn wong sorryy" .. "yes yes i'm ok" ... well... explanied and went on my way.. just got a small cut on my hand.... (which i hope doesn't get infected with HIV or anything like that)

oh and i lost to vinodhan in 1500 ... sigh.. i'm getting old.. XP

hmm.. ben pntenging class quite alot.. and michelle lee learned how to make the RM1 heart with flower.. by herself..

hmm.. CF was fun wherelse PLC meeting was stupid

it rained during recess meeting today.. all wet... mm

sigh.. and u know what surpresses all this???

MY BIKE GOT STOLEN LAST NIGHT!

*tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot*

nah.. but Gods love still is over me.. . ... .. dot dot dot... gah.....

"bless that man"

so now.. we will finally lock our gate with a padlock... and.. i lost my friggin' bike... ****

sorry sorry.. really pissed

wahahah jack's mu best friend 22jan08

sorry for those who misunderstood... i'm a guy whose slow to anger.. and jacks still my friend .. there's nothing wrong with our relationship

were still friends..

and yeah if anyone wants to talk to jack go ahead.. his and open guy ..

man was it funny eh, jack?

hmmm .. oh u know i did today?

for the frist time i smoked!

no not as in smoke asap from open fires.. but from a cigarette!! oO (horr uleung bad boy!)

haha it was a science piratical experiment.. the u-tube with cottong and conical flask with universal indicator thingy.. we had every thing ready already.. except one thing.. the filter pump

so guesss what? .. yeah i suck.. as in really suck the end of the set up aparatus

ahh the smoke was really nice.. it tasted some what like wood.. as because its tembakau.. and .. its not as bad as pasively smoking.. where u choke on the smoke..

no i'm not encoraging u to smoke.. XP

haha and.. i only took one puff.. though i wish i could suck the whole fag

hmm... i'mcurrently addicted to nicotine now .. but i'm under aged to buy it...


HAHAHAHAHAHHA jkjk .. i'm not addicted.. i'm just.. erm... shivering abit.... XP

woah ancient 16 jan 08'

yo.. was clearing up some stuff... and found this...i think its 2J or 3J .. from pn.preeta .. if ur from taman megah.. have a view.. if not... i duno.. kinda funny.. XP .. pls dun call the people's numbers.. XP

jack's ass'ed @$$

whut? where got say many bad things abt u? all i wrote in my post was "jack ass" lawls

or unless u heard form someone what i was talking abt u.. or so to say.. discribling u.... to sue ann la..

aiaks one more of jack famous philosophies

"u talk behind my back is better then talking infront"

here's a thing abt jack. his my best friend .. lawls.. hmm.. can't be.. okok so i have alot of best friends .. sorry bobo xing yao... his my best of best friends.. XP .. anyways..

we go to the same church since a long long time ago.. and yeah.. sometimes. or.. most of the time.. we think the same thing .. dun understand? aka we can read each other's minds.. (i was trying to avoid saying that.. becausy is just ... utterly Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay)

hmm .. u know what.. do u think i'm a nice guy? (no not taling to you jack) .. (and no too.. this is not a perasan question.. dun answer it) .. do .. u want to know why i'm a nice guy its?? .. its because .... (drum rolls) the mysterie is to be uncovered... brace ur selfs...

jack pisses (last time la) me off so much.. that no one can ever ever ever ever ever ever piss me off ... (ok meaby... just.... some times ppl do)

what do they say it is?.. battle harden to the core? lawls.. but i thank God jack waas my best friend... if last time i was young and naive (what jack always says too) .. and some jack ass (heh heh) pissed me off... man i tell u .. i might be a gangster now.. hard to imeagin?. grr (shows teeth).. sigh... (drops shoulders) dun la like that.. i'm capable of it man

and by billy jones.. jack's more mature then me! no fair! jk

jack.. i have a confession to make... i ... i... (no.. not i love u).. i always taught u were fat .. haha... (i bet ur cracking ur knuckles now rite) .. (ma dead...) if u find a dead body beside.. wait no.. in the longkang .. no need to clearify it.. its me.. XP haha.. i better write my will now.. eh wait.. i dun hold anything. =(......XP

and yeah were was i.. taught jack was fat.. (hmm i dun think i should say it for a second time..) but hey what the heck it sounds nice..

jack's fat wait no... jack was fat... or.. was it.. i taught jack was fat... (ok now probely .. my body wont be in one piece in a longkang...) .. meaby.. a few.... lets say.. billion? peices? .. in... everwhere around the world? lawls

but ... ever since he grew up in to teenage hood.. he became more mature.. phsically and mentally.. man does he have a hot body.... (silence)...pfft WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa .. LOL! .. man this has got to stop.. too gay

okok.. now he works out.. goes for teakwando.. and every time he eats too much and gains too much.. he gets sick and losses it all XP .. its like a ... how to say... danger meter for him.. to prevent him form eating too much

XP

ahh.. but he definitely has suppressed me in many ways.. he .. erm.. let me think... he's smarter than me.. he can play a guitar like.. cunted.. he can fight ... .. er.. better then me?. XP.. he beats me in arm wresling .. he has armpit hair.. heh hehh hehh heh hhehh .. which he calls mimi bobo and jesper.,... (sorry jack.. i just had to tell the whole world)

anyways.. we dun make alot of secrets.. we trust each other with .. erm.. everthing? XP.. and we pandai pandai sikit.. keep things to our selfs..

oh and thank u for mtivating me! .. because jack could solve a rubix cube.. i decide to learn too.. so i went to youtube.. and mange to learn it... but come to think of it... it kinada sux when u can do it.. because ... it gets boring... common man.. its all a set of algorithms..

we always have open discussion.. and when i mean open i mean.. everything and anything.. wait.. it sounds nicer the other way around .. anything and everything ... but i have my cons now.. because both of us are so tolerant.. i somethings lari when i talk to other people.. sing.. i've learnt that.. not every one is as cool as jack.. well.. thats life in the world.. must pandai pandai sikit.. (hmm and must i tell u.. jack is a lady's man..) yeah u heard that.. ladies.. so.. sorry girls. he only goes for... (should stop here) XP that was a joke.. i was being sacarstic.. like i always do.. so.. erm.. (taps fingers)..

so there u have it! here's ur testimonial jack!

jack jack.. my best friend
jack jack.. u make me bend?
...(pretented there are 7-9 lines between here)...
jack jack.. ur a jack ass

(sorry trying to make a llong nice poem for u.. but i gave up).. yeah after 3 lines XP

ahhh... what more else can i say? .. hmm

jack's fat..

9 jan 08

every morning i wake up like a zombie..

but tomorrow's a holiday! woot!

thank God there malays

u want to see another funny vid? (this credits go to xing)

benny lava

strongly not recomended if ur indian... XP

ok... 8th january 2008

woah....

1.40 in the night now... slept the whole afternoon.. man .. i slept passed traning too...

what happen in skool today? 1st assembly of 08, what happened after that? spot check. the students, wait .. let me rephrase that, the normal students walked up the stairs one by one in a strait line (which only lasted for a short while), as came my turn to walk up the prefects stood at the left and right checking me out .. (pfft.. lawls), well i didn't have my tanda sesi with me.. i left it at home. so i got caught.. and was forced to buy it at an over price, heck. i wasn't poor so.. whats a lil donor. ok so i waited. i sat down n the teres, those who got cought followed. as i waited for it, 2 times they ran out of stock. selling it to the ones who came later.

i looked back... as any guy whose bored would. and i saw a small girl trying to carry 4 stacked chairs. i taught to my self "this is the chance". i went up to her, and offered to help her carry the chairs. and as i passed the lorong. i knew i was safe... for now

in class i was so .. bored. i made my own tanda sesi out of paper.. heck.. all i needed was the right color .. and all i had with me at that time was just a yellow highlighter ... i tried it out.. "hmm ..too yellow".. so i looked for a blue highlighter.. which... fortunately, shiva had one.... and so i mixed it.. i got an off color green which look like it was having yellow fever... that should do it.

recess.. finally a time to break.. as i walked to the kantin.. i knew danger was lurking there.. so i detoured to the scouts den.. as i linger there for a few moments.. i went to the kantin to get someting to fill my stomach. i was caught by some senior prefects acting big.. crap. think of something.. "oh my.. tanda sesi is in my class" yeah rite.. even jia tern could see through that..then i walked away.. no one noticed.. or meaby the the pengawas was slow.. then suddenly he ran after me i was caught.. again.. i negotiated.. he let me back to class to get my .. small.. white pice of cloth with a green dot and some ink pattern..

i knew.. today i was safe.. i have to remember to sow it on .. erm.. yesterday.. XP

ok rite.. after recess..miss ann came in for BI ... heck it was one funny time.. today we had introduction day.. so it stared off with the girls.. and then one by one they said

i)their name
ii) status
iii) what she/he looks for in a gay/girl

and the after the hearin the same things over and over again.. "handsom, smart, good looking, rich, taller/shorter than me, kind, ect." it came to my turn..

"i)my name is Yew Leung and ii) i'm *ahem* (noisy class background) *ahem* *caugh* (lip sync) ... yeah there i told u.. too bad if u didn't here.. iii) what i want in a guy..." (class laughs) "oops.. i meant what i like in a girl is that.. she has nice body figure, long hair (was making up stuff) and... loves God more than me" miss ann: "ahh a guy whose not after his own heart" .. and then it goes on

lawls

hmm.. came back from skool.. slept the whole day away.. tuition tonight was cancled.. wohoo!

u know why i'm up so late? ... i..i... i finished my 1st rubix cude!!! wohoo!!!

all thanks to you tube! tanks dan brown! rubix cube sifu

u really want to know why i'm up so late?

doing my bm home work.. sipnosis panas salju tingkatan 3

hmm what else

ahh yeah.. i like to share a vedio with u all.. its really funny! pro ventriloquists

achmed the dead terrorist

laugh it all out!

till next time.. ciowz

(oh man.. i'm gonna be a zombie tomorrow)

1st day of skool 08

ok 1st day of skool .. erm.. lets see.. hmm.. ermm..

our class was in one.. big big mess.. and when i mean mess i really mean messy.. here's the thing.. they had to re-tile the teachers room.. (staff room) so.. they dumped all the barang that the teachers didn't take back during the holidays .. and dumped it into out class room (3 cempaka) .. and man was the place in a mess.. so we had to clean it up for the next few days..

pros: we get to ponteng class, we get free stuff, we get to enjoy the fresh air ouside of the class

cons: we got dirty, our muscles ached, heck i sedang mandi peluh all the time

in the end we got some stuff really cleaned up, and arranged neatly

hmm.. the wird thing was that i was not even in the class.. when i walk into the class ... i saw my name on the board.. ehh.... my name... hmm.... "penolong ketua tingkatan: ............. lee yew leung" .... ???

lawls!

what happen to you guys.. how could u let huey wern become ketua?!??! .. have u guys lost ur manliness?! where is our brotherhood?!? lawls .. yeah rite ler

YEHOO! a break after 2 years in a row running ketua!

phewh.. but.. i still have to do things.. =(

XP

i love my life! i love God! i love... U!

haha

think postive

happy new year! 08

my 1st post for the new year! erm .. happy new year everyone?

ok so how did u celebrate ya new year? well i celebrated mine with a watch night service at church followed with mamak at syed bistro and then sleep over back at church

here's the catch ... we slept at 5 am ... killer? nah ..... i'm sure of u all slept at 7.. 9? lawls ok so u beat it .. but guess what? we (jack, nick, julian and i) woke up at 7am to play basketball ... crazy siow .. i felt like shooting my self...

right rewind back to night time.. we didn't watch any fire works or anything .. we play tai2 and some other games.. jack beat his record in rubix cube .. 2.50 mins .. cool man.. i can even fully solve one myself .. and there was the ... hair straightening done by professional david woon. .and one gand was playing taboo .. heck so what if i was a traitor.. i mean.. there sure to guess it sooner of later

jack and i did some really jack ass things . lawls.. dun kill me mon .. erm .. we did team push ups and team sit ups.. the next day.. my arms and abbs were aching.. ow.. man is jack fit..

ok rite here's that ... erm.. resolutions?

i have no idea

well...

happy new year everyone

may God bless ya

have a nice day!