MOSQUITOES!

gahh!!!.. i jsut cant stand thoese mosquitoes.. their like EVERYWHERE!.. when i sleep when i'm eating.. when i'm resting.. even when i'm shitting!.. gahh!!... it must be the !@#$ weater!? whats wrong man!!! hey is CNY!! its supposed to be HOTT!! in stead it has been raining .. what the heck is wrong with the weather!!.. stupid global warming... gahh the humid!!perfect for mosquitoes to breed..not to mention the bad habbist of malaysains throwing rubbish everwhere to collect and stagnent rain water... now thier everwhere... thier comming to take over.. in HOARDS!! man its time to use my professionalisme...

MOSQUITE KILLING SPREE 07'

rules:kill as many mosquitoes as possible...
weapons: anti-mosquitoe ZApPer xXx-5000
weapon type: mealy
dmg: 100++
range:0
hint: duble edge weapon.. can malfunction and zap user.

other than that.. u can use ur natural "clapping" skill which is the most basic skill
anyways....

target: mosquitoe(s)
h/p: 10
mana: 10
attacks/skills: mealy, suck the bloodie blood out of ya...
(i have no idea if they can give u lipo)
agility: 1000+
IQ: 10 (yes tehy are quite smart)

yes so i was like going to the battle areana (under the dark stair case).. and started..
ZAP!

DOUBLE KILL X2
TRIPLE KILL X3
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(after some time)
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MEGA KILL
OVER KILL
I THINK THEY GONNA BE EXTINCT
(yeah rite lah i wish..)

yeah so it was prblely like taht kill em all.. i din loose alot of HP.. i alwiz get striked at night wheni'm sleeping.. dang! i wish mosquitoes naver exsisted!

BUT there are the downside!

if mosquitoes never exsisted.. the there will be very fwe polinators.. as the MALE mosquitoes like flowers more than humans.. (now thats what i call sissy)... (but i thank GOd thier not blood sucking like the FEMALES) grr... well.... yeah and the food chain will also be afftected.. fish eat mosquitoe lavea, lizards & frogs eat adlut mosquitoes... yeah... so thats about the down side...

BUT do u know what is the most dangerouse insect?

yes u guess it.. mosquiotes.. (you might be hinking.. "what?! that puiny lil' black thing!?") but hey its the truth man.. they have speread MALARIA and other desisess that have kill BILLIONS of people... yeahh pretie scared arn't ya??.... not to mention ADIS and all... (o.O i'm so scared).. are u?.. well call me!

yewleung's anti-mosquitoe killing spree...

(this is a pesticide advertisement)

ADD-ON well if some one gave me enought money to make rescaer.. meaby i can do this