Thursday, May 28, 2009

karnival pendidikan luar

oh yeahh.. i watched x-man origins on last sat night, i was... okla.. i duno what's so great abt it....

anyways, i'm back from camp! and seriously, the camps name was "karnival" pendidikan luar... i tell you, its no carnival man! they just put the name to buff ya, scammers. they should get sued for false labling =P jk

and btw now i think i've been converted into a malay~! ahhhhhh

all hail al-quaidah! .. heh heh jk jk

mmhmm .. yeah yeah there was like.. 6 chinese out of 145 participants.
(yeah rachel quah, niel liew, poh yee, hilary, kah keng, wei lin and me .. PLUS ONE other chinese dude from puchong, tee wee sing)

stuff at de camp:
pros-
slept in tents- good water proof chincinati tents! =D yea (the same thens kembara uses) there big and aerie, nice. nearby toilet- which wasn't located 1km away, the water was like trickling rat's piss tough. the food was awesomeee.

cons-
no place to hang our wet clothes, no proper way to wash our own plates (yes everytime we ate again, we ate with disgustingly clean-looking plates) .. and the last night was killer super alot of insects, small lil irritating bugs, (i learnt a new thing form some malay guy) that th bugs came fom the nearby padi fields, when they harvested the rice, the serangga no more tempat tingall, so they all fly here, to the lights .... and other than that, everything else was fine

thank God my group was GOOD! well.. incomparison with the other teams la =D they listened to the ketua! unlike other groups .. heh heh .. and yeah it still contained a few nutters and brainiacs inside, so it was quite balanced.

i dislike malam kebudayaans .. blah..

also they tought us to cook and egg by putting it into a plastic bad (those rectangular transparent ones for drinks) filling it up with water and trying the end with a rubber band.. and then just dump it over the fire, over hot live bara! i was like "woah! its not good to burn plastic!!!" but to my amazment, the plastic didn't burn.. amazing!!!! the water would heat up until it starts boiling and then the egg would be cooked

man this camp was good.. the best part of all was, we didn't need to bring our uniforms!!!! because it wasn't a unt beruniform camp =D =D

met lots of new friends.

and yes my clothes didn't run out, well it did la, i have learnt my lesson, ALWAYS wear the scouts pants, and nothing else (the pants la, shit.. err.. shirt can be polyester). in other words.. i wore a white track bottom and got it dirty, and i wore the scouts cotton mufti that was really.. eww.. when it got wet. so yeah.. next time, scouts pants all de way.

and owh, my wounds (floor burns) from gusti kept on opening in camp, walau wei.. pain siow

now may God bless my soul, for i shall go pack my bag for church camp tomorrow

ciows. will be tele-match-ing for teachers day tomorrow

uleung-stinks like -bleep- after camp

Sunday, May 24, 2009

and there it was

yes even tough for many of us, exams had ended a long time ago on monday. happy holidays people

ahh the sweet taste of freedom

glory to God for not failing add math and physics

ah by even so, i shall not be able to enjoy ze sweet freedom, why you may ask?

cause i'll be going for a ^$@$!&* camp! some gov organised camp, sigh.. again! =( blah..
(secretly deep inside i'm looking forward to run away to ze camp site)

and yeap, this the list of things to do

25-28may. tekali camp
29-1jun. church camp @ silver park
5-7jun. scouts camp @ templar

meaby.
3-4jun. mypg @ kedah

sigh.

so..... filled... where is my holidays???

anyways, will be skipping skool from tuesday to thursday, but i will come to skool on monday tough leaving at 11

i'll miss you guys =P

err.. lets what other updates have there been.

oh! yeah, thank God the internet router is working now, next thing i'm trying to do is make me dad's new laptop to get online

oh saturday
was another gay day for jack and i
8.30am- met up with him at halfcourt (behing skool)
9.00- cycled to paramount to buy stuff to make a new boffer
then we went back to my house to unload the stuff
after that we cycled to 1U to buy a bday present for jack friends party that night
then we lingered around and woah there was this standard charted bank marathon treadmill thing-a-megic .. so guess what? we took part, we singed up and all we had to do was.. run on a treadmill..
at 1st the girl promoter said..
run 5km in 5 minutes... wth?????
then jack asked another guy promoter, and he explain more clearly...the speed is 5km/h for 5 minutes.. ohhh
ohhh cehh.. so we all did it la.. and i tell u, its so slow! so jack incease to 10 km walau, .. i also increas.. then he inceas to 11 .. i also incease.. then i incease until 15-16km then he also wanna increase.. he press until 12.. then the machine stop! spoil!!! haha got the word.. 'error' there .. walau so pro =P

oh well we got our certificates for being in the malaysia book or records in the end =D cheap la.. we also saw zach there (from lypg)

and yeah.. gtg pack ze bag now now.. ciows

Thursday, May 14, 2009

stalk

"i've never made up so much rubbish in my life" - thats what i've been saying after every of the exams papers

add math is crazy - thank God i could do some questions
chmistry - moles can go die
moral - kasih sayang kepada alam sekitar, hormat dan taat kepada aggota keluarga

kill mee

anyways.. just installed a new wireless router, totally screwed it up, it was working at first, then changed some settings and now it doesn't work for nuts =(

hey hey all ye stalkers out there! i've got some hints for you!

for bu3
i know who is

T4 orkid
guru tingkatan : Chan Mei Chow

but how??? heh heh was surfing for some stuff and came across this

http://www.smkbu3.edu.my/images/SenaraiPelajar2009.pdf

swell! bu3 has its own website, try looking for

http://www.smkts.edu.my .. you.. won't get our skool =P

not bad, you get to know abt alot of things going on in skool, and names of people too ..

http://thestarmobile.com/jsp/news/viewNews.jsp?newsID=77620

uleung-de stlaker

off to fix de modem.. dear God... help!

Friday, May 08, 2009

exams

poor bat man

watch in on you tube: The Dark Knight Meets Superman

oh well lookie here, exams are comming up. may God bless ya! =D

and during bball i got elbowed in the face! wohoo! pain! .. erm.. yeah my head was throbbing.. but just like every other hurt, as i have learnt, will go away if you don't make a big fuss abt it. God heals

The Guys' Rulesュ
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear
" the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem
only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did
NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it
will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act l! ike nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, basketball, football, the shotgun formation,
or
golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.
Round IS a shape!

1. ! Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

gun

i held it in my trembling hand.. even tough it was shaking the shot was still on target. yes indeed the feeling of killing something with a gun is... unique.

and no i didn't shoot somebody, i shot a cockroach. yeah! =D see there was this BIG mojojojo (other term for cockroach) that flew on me. at first i was wondering what was the feeling on my side, then i looked and saw it. so i, tried to hit it, but failed, it flew into a gap between a pile of newspapers, and hoping that this was the chance to get it, i spiked the pile, but failed, it came out, stunned. so i ran to find my bro's hyper powerful "omega mp:289" bb-gun.. yes a bb-gun, that leaves scars on humans... found it, ran back, thank God the evil insect was still there and did not move a bit. i took aim.. (yeah like 5 cm away from it) so i didn't get some super sniper shot, owh well atleast i didn't miss. even tough i went so near, it didn't run away, guess its still stunned. shot it, part of the wing flew off...and stupidly it ran into a corner... where i shot it the second time aiming at the main body below the head, this time i could see the bullet stuck inside it. until now, it lies there, moving, but in the same spot. noob

saturday- bowling. when to 1U after ages.. with de youth to play... bowling.. guys beat girls 333-180 =D

sat night- went to uncle kwang's house for tnaksgiving. yum yum nice food.. met a new friend jen wei from DU .. mmhmm ate lots of nice food and drank some ... erm.. drinks.. kerwiin and i went of to blow up some stuff.. his homemade firecraker (talk abt the apprentice beating the master in pyromaniacs!), we also wasted a whole box of matchs (put the striker at the heads in the box and throw to ground) and also a can of coke... after shaking it like crazy.. kerwiin threw the can.. and it hit the floor... man it look deform.. but it didn't expload.. so the i took it.. using some physics (fu-yohhh, see studing does help!) instead of just throwing it like a grande in COD .. i made a full round swing to gain momentum.. and lift off.. it flew reallly high in to the sky and boomed on impack.... syok =D

snatch thief. agAIN! untie jannet came to my house after church in the afternoon. and when she got out of the car, zoom ! snatched, they had knife! but thank God for wisdom, untie janet's cash, keys, ect were in her pocket! haha .. beat that noobs! .. mhmmm i still remember my pun in nurani.. the one where the snatch thief victim had a bomb in her bag... and blew up the robbers xD

and today from 2-3pm i sat in the park.. under a tree .. to read off the last sub chaper in chem.. transition metals.. sigh.. after i got that done i decided to laze around.. spet on the bench... ahh the cool breeze (yeah it was really windy!) the nice shade of the big ol' tree .. with some spots where sunbeams could pass by and shine down.. gosh ... talk abt taking a break. zzZzzz


after along time i went jogging today, taught there was captain ball in a park somewhere in ss2.. so with no bike to ride (yeeah i cant belive it punctured AGAIN! gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) ... i jogged! woah! and i taught i'll nvr ever run again... and ow my knees were killin' me! owh well... went there and to find.... NO ONE was playing.. blah .. what a waste of time.. misscommunication....suc-oop...erm....... is life depressing

me being a bannana do not understand this vedio: can you do it too? but it is utter pro! i bet she can beat chu-li from street fighter=P

Saturday, May 02, 2009

two things + many others

car accident
see joshua was turning right into a road, a car from the left zoomed from pass, joshua's bumper hit the wira's butt. and tadaa.. so we tailed the wira until it made a stop by the side, but.... we kept on going =P... go figure, the dude tailed us... we came to a traffic jam... and heard a knock on the window.. woopsie.. heh told the guy go see josh's mechanic.. case solve.. funny thing is josh's merc bumper was only slightly scracthed .. while the whole wira's bumber was like.. hanging... noob

snatch thief
see went out to play bball in the park at 8. saw a motorbike cross and then u-turn .. then they stopped (nvr off thier bike or get down) super suspicious.. so i went a stare at them remembered thier no. plate.. WLN 4901 ... then i taught to myslef: its not good to stare .. and so i went on to play bball.. then afew moments later i heard the motorbike zoom realy fast, next thing is a girl screaming.. so i ran down the stairs after them.. crap.. the guy was getting back up on the motorbike.. tried to chase them.. but failed.. see i think the motorbike saw the car being parked outside the house, so once they found thier target they made a u-turn and waited for the girl to step out.. gahhh.. talk abt having spider sense but not using it.. i should have waited near by to rush down and kill those... thief's... so yeah went over and then talk talk talk to the ppl there.. tell grandmother story.. guess what? they were niggers! xD heh heh don't worry i'm not saying all blacks are bad.. xD but yeah.. ahhh what a waste.. every time i see a roberry happen i say to myself: i'll do something next time... but now.. i've wasted a good chance to bash someone up.. to gus-ti him.. to break a leg and tear his fingers apart one by one.. heh heh woops so violent..so yeah peep's out there be careful!! (unless u stay in some like super guarded comunity) .. heh .. whats the world becommming to?

swine flu!.. i had flu! but i think its just normal flu.. cause it only lasted 2days .. i'm better now.. yea atleast i'll have a short boost in immunity against flu for a while....

exams! must study.. i finally understand what basic properties are (chem chpat 4) =P .. i'm so gonna die in additional mathematics and chemistry. .. i don't like studying on my ownn!! someone teach me!

labours day! yes a day for the hard busy worker to rest ........................... =D hahahha i jsut loveee holidays .. some jokers took thursday as a holiday too and skipped skool *ahem* ... smart move to you guys.

addidas/GME sale! everything there is still expensive! talk abt giving a discount.. blah fakers... i bought a china belt for RM3! i love cheap belts!

chin-ups! to shannon wong the sifu... thank u for teaching me the ways of chin ups.. i seriously think this is the cooles exercise comaperd to the other push-ups, weights, ect...

scouts shoe! i got a new pair of BLACK scouts shoes from bata. 'badminton master' i like how its so flat and the sole is rubbery and grippy.. flexible too, great for parkour.. only downside is it doesn't have the two holes at the arch.

soldering! failed! went to musicmaster to help josh make a pasive circuit.. tried to follow a reference guitar, but was missing a few components.. so we tried simply using componets that looked alike.. fail! it didn't work..

and yes happy birthday to people!

uleung- de person whose gonna gus-ti a thief one day